Carrie Underwood fires up another SNF heater, Collinsworth was DISGUSTED & naked Sydney Sweeney angers the mob

Serious question: Was that one of the best 1 p.m. Week 1 slates we've ever had? Admittedly, I don't remember all of them, but I also don't recall that many touchdowns being scored during the 1 p.m. hour in a long time.

Did any of my

anytime touchdown

parlays hit? Nope. Not one. But still, what a rush!

Let's roll.

Welcome to a Monday Nightcaps — the one where

Carrie Underwood

fires up the Sunday Night Football fastball for yet another season.

How great was it to end our weekends with Carrie again last night? Just felt right.

What else? I've got Cris Collinsworth being just DISGUSTED by the

Dallas Cowboys

, and the internet is pissed about two things from over the weekend:

Sydney Sweeney

getting naked, and Holly Rowe.

Two VERY separate things, I might add. Phew.

Grab you a Boston Cream donut for

National Cream-Filled Donut Day,

and settle in for a Monday 'Cap!